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The Arkham Files Candle: “Skin” Scent

“It smells like… skin down here.” – Alex, moments before discovering a butthole in the basement.

Born from a legendary moment in Arkham Files podcast lore, the “Skin” candle is the olfactory embodiment of mystery, discomfort, and terrible instincts proven right. Inspired by Alex’s unforgettable descent into Sam’s basement trap—where subtle hints of unsettling aroma met the shocking reality of a full moon—it’s a scent you’ll never forget… no matter how hard you try.

Fragrance Notes:

  • Top: Fresh linen (because we pretended it was a gift)

  • Mid: Earthy cedarwood and musk (because you thought it might be her perfume)

  • Base: Charcoal and leather (because it was, in fact, a butthole)

Product Features

  • Eco-friendly and non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax

  • Up to 20 hours of burn time

  • Reusable glass vessel

  • Compliant with safety standards, ensuring a safe burning experience

  • Hand-poured for maximum regret and ambiance

Smells like: Regret, suspicion, and whatever “skin” means to you.
Perfect for cozy evenings, unsettling game nights, or gifting to someone who really listens to the show.

Care Instructions
Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Use a heat-resistant, sturdy candle holder. Burn in a well-ventilated room and never longer than three hours. Let cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave unattended. Keep away from flammable items, children, and prank-loving friends. Don’t burn to the bottom. Use a snuffer to extinguish—it’s cleaner and less likely to cause flashbacks.

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