“Scotty Sketti” Scented Candles by The Arkham Files

The Arkham Files Candle: “Scotty Sketti” Scent

“The doors were locked. The spaghetti was not.” – The Family Archive

From the depths of burp-fueled madness comes a scent that captures one of the most heroic defeats in Arkham Files history: Scotty, a true champion of gastrointestinal resilience, tried to take his bow after an hour-long burping contest… only to find the French doors locked, his reflexes delayed, and the spaghetti unforgiving.

“Scotty Sketti” is a tribute to that brave soul—and the curtains, carpet, and dignity he left behind.

From the Patreon-exclusive episode of As A Psychologist (AAP) for Radio Man.

Fragrance Notes:

• Top: Crushed tomatoes and fresh basil — just like mom used to make (before it hit the drapes)

• Mid: Buttery garlic bread and a whiff of nervous sweat

• Base: Oregano, warm musk, and a haunting splash of regret

Product Features

• Eco-friendly and non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax

• Up to 20 hours of burn time

• Reusable glass vessel

• Compliant with safety standards, ensuring a safe burning experience

• Hand-poured for maximum aromatic trauma

Smells like: Victory, poor timing, and the ghost of dinner past.
Perfect for chaotic kitchens, nostalgic family nights, or as a scented warning against pride before the plop.

Care Instructions
Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Use a heat-resistant, sturdy candle holder. Burn in a well-ventilated room and never longer than three hours. Let cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave unattended. Keep away from flammable items, children, and anyone prone to competitive burping. Do not attempt to relive the memory while the candle is lit.