The Arkham Files Bumper Sticker

Let the world know you ride with The Arkham Boys. This vivid bumper sticker features the full Arkham Files crew: Simeon Kantstandyobitz, Tallahassee Turner, Billy McConnell, Dom Druncard and Major Aloysius Bakersfield. Whether you’re cruising the interstate, creeping down a foggy lane, or just decorating your water bottle of Cthulhu juice, this sticker is your sanity-slipping badge of honor.

Great for cars, laptops, notebooks, or any flat surface that isn’t already cursed.

Product Features:

• Matte finish for a smooth, sinister feel

• High-contrast, full-color print featuring The Arkham Boys

• UV-protective laminate — survives sun, rain, and minor summoning attempts

• Durable, water-resistant vinyl for long-lasting fear

Care Instructions:

Wipe clean with a dry cloth. Do not chant Latin near sticker. Not responsible for any eldritch beings it attracts.